Don't worry folks, your kids are safe with us...

So, a year has passed since the mindless massacre that took place on the campus of Northern Illinois University. What a bang up time to reflect on what we've learned and how we are going to keep your children safe from classroom violence:


Bullet proof cop Prius'!!! (Priusi?) That will keep our children safe as they sit inside of buildings. Yay!

Oh, oh! and they're re-modeling the main public safety office. With new chairs and plush carpeting the public safety officers will be much more relaxed and capable crime fighters.

We're also paying some cops to 'sit in' on classes all undercover-like.

Ahhh, yes. I'd say the Director of Public Safety saw his chance and went for the gold. I can't imagine who authorized and how much federal money went to getting them bullet proof shields in their cars... (They were so proud, they just had to get a picture of 'em.)

THIS is whyipaytaxes.