Crack patrol

Its kinda like a light bulb joke, but the punchline kinda pisses you off...

Q: How many government agencies does it take to put a guy with $200 of crack on him in jail for 2 weeks?

A:

• Special Assistant United States Attorney, Justin Lightfoot
• the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) Task Force
• the Linn County Sheriff’s Office
• the Cedar Rapids Police Department
• the Marion Police Department
• the Iowa City Police Department
• the Clinton Police Department
• the Iowa Division of Narcotics Enforcement
• the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives
• the Sixth Judicial District Department of Correctional Services
• the Iowa National Guard

THIS is whyipaytaxes.

Sometimes, I find the story already put together for me: How Many Law Enforcement Agencies Does it to Take to Prosecute One Man for Buying $200 Worth of Crack?(reason.com)

And We're Off

You knew it was true. You didn't want to beleive it was true, but deep down inside you knew it.

Holy Shit, you gotta read this one...

US oil agency rapped over conduct BBC

We all imagined it, and its true! Our government snorting coke off of strippers' asses paid for by big oil.

They're like hamsters in a box crawling all over each other...

Seriously, take a minute to read through the article. They are actually claiming that they had to snort the oil companies coke to gain valuable 'market intelligence.' They openly admit that they didn't think the laws pertained to them!

THIS is whyipaytaxes.