And We're Off

You knew it was true. You didn't want to beleive it was true, but deep down inside you knew it.

Holy Shit, you gotta read this one...

US oil agency rapped over conduct BBC

We all imagined it, and its true! Our government snorting coke off of strippers' asses paid for by big oil.

They're like hamsters in a box crawling all over each other...

Seriously, take a minute to read through the article. They are actually claiming that they had to snort the oil companies coke to gain valuable 'market intelligence.' They openly admit that they didn't think the laws pertained to them!

THIS is whyipaytaxes.