Tradin' Paint (Part 2)

Last month I had a good hearty laugh when the French and British decided to run their subs into each other. Good times indeed.

However, At least their collision was:
1.) between 2 different navies
2.) in relatively friendly waters
3.) between subs that were actively trying to be discreet.

When the US does it, we do it in style.
We run into OURSELVES, we hit a submarine with a boat, and we do it all off the coast of Iran.

You can't buy this kind of humor! US navy vessels collide in Gulf (bbc)

Oh, wait.... We just did.

THIS is whyipaytaxes.