AIG

Here's an idea everyone:
The next time you have a creditor on the phone demanding payment of the money you owe... Ask them if its ok to treat yourself first.
Hell, even if you're not being harassed, but simply debating whether you should pay off money you owe or just buy yourself something nice...
Either way, go with giving yourself a bonus and forgoing your responsibility.

Why not? If it works for AIG, it can work for you!
Over the next few months, AIG intends to hand out $238 MILLION in retention bonuses. Gotta retain that talent! After all, their talented employees managed to bring the world's economy to its knees and the company was handsomely rewarded with $180 BILLION.

Did I say rewarded? I meant bailed out. And there is NO need to pay it back anytime soon. Not when we have hungry executives to reward!

THIS is whyipaytaxes.

read more: found in CW in Newsweek. Just Google 'AIG Bonuses' and click on the news results...