If we can prevent the government from wasting the labor of the people
under the pretense of caring for them, they will be happy. - Thomas Jefferson


Friday, December 26, 2008

Government sponsored Viagra treatments

Pfizer must be proud to know that Viagra is now saving soldiers lives. By the end, it'll probably save hundreds or more lives of US and other NATO forces. Yay!

'Viagra lure' for Afghan warlords(bbc)

In the story, they tell about a 60 year old war lord with 4 young wives. Initially, he was all about the 'Die you American Scum!'. After we gave him 4 viagra and 4 nights alone with his 4 wives, he greeted us as second only to Allah and worthy of detailed plans of the movement of Taliban troops.

Hey... Who among us wouldn't turn on our closest allies to become a stallion among mules? (well, a lot of us, but, then again, our closest allies aren't murderous thugs with superiority complexes..)

THIS is whyipaytaxes.

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